This was the first Dorothy Parker quote I read. I fell in love with her shortly after.
"By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying ---
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying."
And of course...
"Men seldom makes passes
At girls who wear glasses."
"By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying ---
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying."
And of course...
"Men seldom makes passes
At girls who wear glasses."