"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
"Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"
"Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help."
"Reality continues to ruin my life. "
"I have all theses great genes, But they're recessive. That's the problem here. "
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. "
"Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
"Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
"Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
"You have a flamethrower?"
"They lie. I lie."
"Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"
"Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help."
"Reality continues to ruin my life. "
"I have all theses great genes, But they're recessive. That's the problem here. "
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. "
"Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
"Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
"Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
"You have a flamethrower?"
"They lie. I lie."
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Re: My guilty pleasure....Calvin...and not that Calvin
Thu, September 1, 2005 - 3:50 PMI love Calvin and Hobbes...
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day."
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality."
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
"Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles."
